SOME JOKES TO CHEER U UP =] (if this post is too long then.. sry) -.-"


A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way. What are we going to do for Christmas?"



My mother taught me to read when I was four Years old (her first mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one Of the cabinet doors was ajar.

I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my Mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the Bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, She told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake).

Now fast forward a few months....It' s Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle And his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for All of us while they were gone.

Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, my uncle came in first and Immediately burst into laughter. Next came his Wife who gasped, then began giggling... Next came my father, who roared with laughter.

Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment When she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate, with The fork carefully arranged on top. I had even Tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the Edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, My response sent the other adults into further fits of Laughter.

"But, Mom, you said they were for special Occasions!!! "



On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude And will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"

After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I Scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"


aaron XDD

KUUKUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WEE TODAY WAS ermm u could say nicer thn other boring days at home kuukuu(i mus stop doing that)well today i go aaron the find him go shengshiong thing thing bought craps go west coast park by a so called "short cut" which is coolness poot KUUKUU!well went pass some kind of school (which aaron dunno and i also) thn walk pass a super crazy grasseses with some mud or shyt?(no idea which kind n dunno why put questionmark)WEE MADE IT OVER THE THING now worst corss road...hope no police thn aaron shout i shocked =P and thn found JAYE thn talk talk thn thought we suppose to meet thn go in mac dunno for what thn saw the girls thn HI thn aaron say they see us can liao so k lor =P wee pyramid climb OUCH LEG HURTS n dun dare to climb high MUAHAHHAHA come down.ehh go mac FRIES n treated thm drinks thn do craps which think u saw rite?ok thn aaron psp yawnz i bored thn wee off psp thn go the swing swing blah blah so many ppl duwan sit on so i jus interupt n trow sand at the little boi boi thn ask him u got ball? he said no lol ok thn ehh burry jaye shoe thn he found dammit thn girls go off the swing thing thn wee little ppl time for me to sit thn weee poooof done liao thn picked up a stick n AHHHHHHH!!!! scared jaye(more like ehh shocking or scaring AHH WHATS THE DIF)thn go the HUMONGOUS rope thing n walk n i keep on trow sand at aaron while he walking thn pj scold dun trow sth sth ltr hit eye blah blah...ehh orh(dun care)continue trow thn use naked peeled off stick SCARE AARON thn dropped thn go PYRAMIDDDD n still stuck thr leg pain thn OMFG A BEEEEEEE COOLNESS I DUWANNA GET STING BY THAT HUMONGOUS KIND thn met edwin n rest go the twirl twirl move move thing so tiring thn come back pick up spoon AHHHH!!!!!!!! scared QN thn hahahahha sth sth MAN NOT AGAIN PSP! thn did walk around thn jaye say he going at 8 aaron too SIANNNNNNNN thn play the swing swing thing again n wee ride thr thn bored go yu ru the food thing I WANNA MAC!!! oh yah jaye go mac liao thn me aaron go mac thn wah so bored like only us here? i think so think all left thn so i call my father come lor duwan bus thn they go SIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I HATE U thn i wait wait wait WHAT THE CRAP lol the girls nvr go yet wor but aaron jaye left liao SIAN AGAIN thn wait oh come liao dammit nidda go home NOW SIAN ONLY TYPING!!!

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLohliang =P

YOYOYO!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE XDDDDD AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR =) now i'm jus watching soccer and waiting for cousin and his family to come bakk frm hokaido japan i think coming bakk liao leh... cos i bored so jus wait lors...lols...

wahh lookin 4ward to the west coast park thingy... so is meet whr ar?? hope everyone hav fun today XD as in the later part not now... lols ok cyas HAV FUN XD


aaron XDDD
MERRY CHRISTMAS XD

Erm....hello...lol...

okay on the 26th arr..just to inform u all....u all can just bring ur own snacks if u want...ok?....haha...

And....errr..........HAPPY EARLY CHRSTMAS everyone!!!!!...hahaha...

Aeres

yo peeps,

what's up with the 26th december thing?

Christabel

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!

ok what i vanna say is PICK ME I VANNA GOOO 26th THINGY THINGLY THINGER THINGNESS =P



LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLoooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhLLLLLLLIIIIaaaNNg

hihihihi long time no see everyone >< pls try to go west coast park plsplspls cos more ppl more fun XD so if parents allow pls go and those who not in singapore on 26th... then too bad lors... everyone pls hav fun :DDD


aaron (i realli suck dun ask me why cos i oso dunno lmao)

IM BACK!well im kinda sick n tired of this BUT WHO CARES IT ROX!!!!!!!

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STARS,HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE.UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH,LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY.TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR,HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE!

LohLiang LOOK AT THE STARS! ********************************************* COOOOOOL

Now for what everyone is waiting for...THE SONG OF THE DAY!

YANKY DOODLE CAME TO TOWN RIDING ON A PONY,STUCK A FEATHER IN HIS CAP N CALL IT MACORONI!(dunno how spell) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH~~~~~~~~~~~

LohLiang SONG OF THE DAY,COME IN TMR FOR THE NEXT SONG!(see if i got the mood)

Since no one post so i will...
There was a farmer who had a dog n bingo was its name oh,B . I . N . G . O, B . I . N . G . O, B . I . N . G . O and bingo was its name oh!!!

LohLiang jus trying to post