heres the joke of today folks...
three mans riding in a helicopter in the artic got struck by lightening and their helicopter crashed to the ground . while wandering in the artic, they met a yati. The yati gave them a chance to live and said "you'll have to get any ten fruits from the island and put them in your butt. Your must not have and expressions on your face or else i will eat you!!!"The first man brought a orange and after squeezing just one orange into his butt, he can't control himself and said "pain". The yati ate him and he went to heaven. the second man brought a cherry and put it into his butt. After 9 cherries, he laughed. The yati ate him too. He also went to heaven where he met the first man. The first man said " why are you so stupid ! you already put nine cherries there is only one left!" the first man said " i'm sorry I saw the third man carrying a DURIAN!"
=_= jiaheng
Friday, April 18, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
hola everyone !
very long nvr post in class blog liao,
you all must hav been missing me alot right !
hahah. i know la, dont say also know cos, im clever uh.
very long nvr post in class blog liao,
you all must hav been missing me alot right !
hahah. i know la, dont say also know cos, im clever uh.
anw i miss 6e lots and lots and im startin to love my own class too .
and.. im here to advertise for this website ! ^^ heheh
http://www.crushbits.com/findcrush/793087
go and try and you'll think its FUN !!
err. those who tried, agree ?!
hope to meet up with you all soon and...
everyone, rmb to POST okay !!
esther-Saturday, April 5, 2008
OK NOW I SHALL POST AGAIN ABT YTD(think u noe who me le)
before i post i nidda say that i kinda forgotten abt ytd...A LITTLE
ok it starts like this...i woke up(sounds kinda boring huh?) thn blah blah GO SCHOOL n thn i rmb that 2 days ago teacher ask me collect sth WHICH I FORGOTTEN so i go take the sth(newspaper...MY ENEMY!!!!)n went to class.thn my fren say HEY WHY U TAKE LAST WEEK DE thn i check date n saw 20+ march...CRAP so i go back n got the rite enemy(newspaper =P)thn went up n OH F**K I FORGOT PUT BACK THE WRONG ONE BACK so i walk down AGAIN n put my enemy(NEWSPAPERRRR!!!)back whr it belong.thn i go up the stairs n in the class... got a sit n RIIIIIIINGGGGGGG go flag raising.... HOW MANY TIMES MUS I CLIMB THE STAIRS!!!! so i go down n sing song~~~LALALALALALA~~~~~~~~~~ thn NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO INDIANISH TIME(it means english... its an indian teacher)thn blah blah blah WOOOOOO OVER(got some scolding)thn MATH WOOOO TIME TO SLACK so i kinda ermm not pay attention cos i noe liao thn suddenly call me name thn HUH WHAT WHAT WHAT oh... nid answer question so ehhh i see see see thn GOT IT saw answer thn correct thn i wait wait teacher no look n i slack again...THN RECESSSSSS I GO BUT the ehh dunno how to say... AIYA IS DUMB LAH THAT UNTIE(is this the rite spelling?)say ehh in chinese lar eighty cent one dollar fifty cent... so i hear until $1.50 thn i say i wan $1.50 thn SHE SCOLD ME SAY DUN HAVE WTF!!!! so 1 dollar lor thn my fren laugh at me...WEEEEEEEEE SCIENCE LESSON N IT SUX!!!WHy? COS I GOT A SUPER ULTRA NO LAME NO FUN EMOISH GROUP... KIASU PPL OSO so kinda boring do experiment cos nth spoil or nth fun to play wif cos kiasu ppl usually be kiasu (if u dissagree thn u go kill urself cos kiasu ppl=kiasu)n dun let me play so i skip that so go swimming WEEEEEEEEE cross road n OIIII COME BACK so cross back again thn the EMOISH DISCIPLINE MASTER RAWR(dun think he too bad bah)thn he say any girls cannot swim bcos of AHEM reasons? thn i think abt what AHEM means but dunno so i ask fren thn fren say u noe the girls that thing got blood? thn blah blah OH I GET IT ITS THE SANITARY PAD THING(THX AARON TEACHING ME THAT!)so STRIP WEEEEEEE into swimming trunks(if u think abt strip totally b4 u read the "into swimming trunks" thn u consider urself a SICKO!)so swim swim swim thn people behind me always swim until end stop cos ehh i did sth to make thm laugh thn they drank some water n kinda like choke. thn qiwei go PUI(spit) on the floor thn no one dare go thr le(wonder why he nvr spit into drain) so lalalalala skip few hrs thn WASH CAR!!!!!!(before the thing even started we all already wet cos we use the bucket that ppl fill to pour ourselves)thn oh cars they go pass n i suppose to wipe dry it so i go behind n put tiny things on the reverse censor thn OMG ITS THE PRINCIPAL AHH FASTER TAKE OFF thn i kinda nvr help cos i bluff bluff say i go get new water to wash the cloth...end up i go play wif water... THN GOT 1 SIBEI ERXING THE STRANGER GIRL DID STH which i dun wanna talk abt...MAN SHES DISGUSTING!!! so switch job i go wash car wif soap n ended up got washed by fren.... FULL OF SOAP LEH ME! so i take the new water n POUR ON MYSELF but he still make me soapy later...WAH THE PROEST IS THE SEC 4 GUY TALK TO COUNCILER! the counciler say I TOLD U NOT TO STEP ON THE PIPE!thn he say I NVR thn counciler say sth sth sth GET LOST thn he say F**K U! LOLOLOLOLOLOL TEACHER BESIDE SUMMORE SO teacher ask him to leave so he go 1 side... thn end liao RAWR I GO WASH MYSELF WIF WATER AGAIN COS I FULL OF SEXY SOAP! LIKE SPA LIDDAT KUKU(ok now im kinda tired of typing so i start typing craps) thn go home in bus SIBEI COLD LIKE I IN COLDCOLDBUTT LIDDAT(coconut i mean) thn reach home thn BLAH BLAH THN NEXT DAY BLAH BLAH BLAH THN AT NITE N NOW I AM POSTING N POSTED FINISHED LIAOED XD
LoHlIaNg MaN i Am TiReD oF tYpInG n I sHaLl NoW eNd My PoSt
XD =P XDXD =P=P XP =D HEHEHOHOHAHA MUAHAHHAHAHA ehh coldcoldnuts...LOLOLOLOL! DUN THINK NEGATIVE RAWR!
before i post i nidda say that i kinda forgotten abt ytd...A LITTLE
ok it starts like this...i woke up(sounds kinda boring huh?) thn blah blah GO SCHOOL n thn i rmb that 2 days ago teacher ask me collect sth WHICH I FORGOTTEN so i go take the sth(newspaper...MY ENEMY!!!!)n went to class.thn my fren say HEY WHY U TAKE LAST WEEK DE thn i check date n saw 20+ march...CRAP so i go back n got the rite enemy(newspaper =P)thn went up n OH F**K I FORGOT PUT BACK THE WRONG ONE BACK so i walk down AGAIN n put my enemy(NEWSPAPERRRR!!!)back whr it belong.thn i go up the stairs n in the class... got a sit n RIIIIIIINGGGGGGG go flag raising.... HOW MANY TIMES MUS I CLIMB THE STAIRS!!!! so i go down n sing song~~~LALALALALALA~~~~~~~~~~ thn NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO INDIANISH TIME(it means english... its an indian teacher)thn blah blah blah WOOOOOO OVER(got some scolding)thn MATH WOOOO TIME TO SLACK so i kinda ermm not pay attention cos i noe liao thn suddenly call me name thn HUH WHAT WHAT WHAT oh... nid answer question so ehhh i see see see thn GOT IT saw answer thn correct thn i wait wait teacher no look n i slack again...THN RECESSSSSS I GO BUT the ehh dunno how to say... AIYA IS DUMB LAH THAT UNTIE(is this the rite spelling?)say ehh in chinese lar eighty cent one dollar fifty cent... so i hear until $1.50 thn i say i wan $1.50 thn SHE SCOLD ME SAY DUN HAVE WTF!!!! so 1 dollar lor thn my fren laugh at me...WEEEEEEEEE SCIENCE LESSON N IT SUX!!!WHy? COS I GOT A SUPER ULTRA NO LAME NO FUN EMOISH GROUP... KIASU PPL OSO so kinda boring do experiment cos nth spoil or nth fun to play wif cos kiasu ppl usually be kiasu (if u dissagree thn u go kill urself cos kiasu ppl=kiasu)n dun let me play so i skip that so go swimming WEEEEEEEEE cross road n OIIII COME BACK so cross back again thn the EMOISH DISCIPLINE MASTER RAWR(dun think he too bad bah)thn he say any girls cannot swim bcos of AHEM reasons? thn i think abt what AHEM means but dunno so i ask fren thn fren say u noe the girls that thing got blood? thn blah blah OH I GET IT ITS THE SANITARY PAD THING(THX AARON TEACHING ME THAT!)so STRIP WEEEEEEE into swimming trunks(if u think abt strip totally b4 u read the "into swimming trunks" thn u consider urself a SICKO!)so swim swim swim thn people behind me always swim until end stop cos ehh i did sth to make thm laugh thn they drank some water n kinda like choke. thn qiwei go PUI(spit) on the floor thn no one dare go thr le(wonder why he nvr spit into drain) so lalalalala skip few hrs thn WASH CAR!!!!!!(before the thing even started we all already wet cos we use the bucket that ppl fill to pour ourselves)thn oh cars they go pass n i suppose to wipe dry it so i go behind n put tiny things on the reverse censor thn OMG ITS THE PRINCIPAL AHH FASTER TAKE OFF thn i kinda nvr help cos i bluff bluff say i go get new water to wash the cloth...end up i go play wif water... THN GOT 1 SIBEI ERXING THE STRANGER GIRL DID STH which i dun wanna talk abt...MAN SHES DISGUSTING!!! so switch job i go wash car wif soap n ended up got washed by fren.... FULL OF SOAP LEH ME! so i take the new water n POUR ON MYSELF but he still make me soapy later...WAH THE PROEST IS THE SEC 4 GUY TALK TO COUNCILER! the counciler say I TOLD U NOT TO STEP ON THE PIPE!thn he say I NVR thn counciler say sth sth sth GET LOST thn he say F**K U! LOLOLOLOLOLOL TEACHER BESIDE SUMMORE SO teacher ask him to leave so he go 1 side... thn end liao RAWR I GO WASH MYSELF WIF WATER AGAIN COS I FULL OF SEXY SOAP! LIKE SPA LIDDAT KUKU(ok now im kinda tired of typing so i start typing craps) thn go home in bus SIBEI COLD LIKE I IN COLDCOLDBUTT LIDDAT(coconut i mean) thn reach home thn BLAH BLAH THN NEXT DAY BLAH BLAH BLAH THN AT NITE N NOW I AM POSTING N POSTED FINISHED LIAOED XD
LoHlIaNg MaN i Am TiReD oF tYpInG n I sHaLl NoW eNd My PoSt
XD =P XDXD =P=P XP =D HEHEHOHOHAHA MUAHAHHAHAHA ehh coldcoldnuts...LOLOLOLOL! DUN THINK NEGATIVE RAWR!
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